About

Lorelei Black is a seductress extraordinaire, way too open, very awesome, a psychic phenomena enthusiast, a homewrecking bitch, a Professional Aquarius, a feminist, incoherent, Romanian, an insomniac, and has an excellent sense of style. She’s terribly vain (Leo rising reprazent), dreads mercury retrograde, and somewhat accidentally aspiring to be a crazy drunk cat lady. Lorelei works doing data entry and interview transcriptionhas graduated from SUNY Ulster and on her way to start a 4 year school, and is not taking a semester off to travel, but merely to find a part time job she can handle, which has not been successful so far. She has PTSD and is awaiting progress on her disability appealnow receives SSI, yay!!!! She lives with her extremely lovable and TOTALLY CLASSY boyfriend Damien on the weekends and attempts to help him with his daughter, mostly by being a source of entertainment. They eavesdrop on conversations at diners, watch MST3K, and listen to bad 80s vinyls when they are able to spend time together, what with him working 16 hours a day. Lorelei does not do his dishes, to her mother’s great distress. Finally, Lorelei is wayyyyyyy older than you no matter what and the number of years she’s putted around on earth proves how goddamn wise she is. She lives in upstate New York.